Rocket Science is Easy: Just Get Out of the Way
Look, I’m not a physicist, I’m just a guy who balances school budgets and watches a lot of hockey. But even I know that when a stationary object meets a 200-pound Mustang moving at terminal velocity, the laws of motion are going to have some things to say. This Saturday, we kick off 2026 by welcoming the Bay Village Rockets to our ice, and frankly, I hope they brought a flight plan that involves avoiding the middle of the rink.
The thing about "Rockets" is that they’re designed to go in a straight line and eventually run out of fuel. Our Mustangs? We’ve got four legs, all-terrain capability, and we don’t need a NASA countdown to get moving. While the Rockets are busy worrying about aerodynamics and blue-and-red paint schemes that look suspiciously like a Fourth of July clearance rack, we’ll be busy playing "Stay Out of the Crease."
Our featured player for this New Year’s clash is Sophomore Emmett "Freight Train" Wahl. Now, I try to stay unbiased, but it’s hard not to notice a kid who stands 6'2" and carries 200+ pounds of "Problem" for the opposing defense. Emmett is a graceful skater, think of him like a luxury cruise ship. It takes a second to get up to speed, but once he’s cruising, you really don't want to be the tugboat trying to stop him. Watching him barrel toward a defender is a masterclass in watching someone having deep thoughts about their life choices, their career path, and whether hockey was really the right sport.
It’s a new year, it’s the same mission, and we’ve got a massive Sophomore ready to turn the Rockets into scrap metal. Let’s start 2026 with a win and maybe a few dented boards.
🏒 Strongsville vs Bay Village
📅 Saturday, January 3, 2026
⏰ 3:50 PM
📍 Brunswick Auto Mart Ice Arena
Physics is fun, especially when the Mustang is the one doing the math 🚂
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